I have Blue Legs

I got a new pair of jeans and they have turned my legs blue my kids asked what happened and I said I was an alien. My oldest kept saying " no your not mommy are you" I took a shower and when I came out they kept looking at my legs asking " what happen to alien  mommy " I said she went back to space. 

I must say I do have some crazy kids but I guess they do get it honestly from there dad LOL ( ok maybe a small bit from me )